Really now?
It’s quite the contrary for me.
What Can I Say
Were Different People Who See The World In A Different Way
(Source: graveauxiliatrix)
CAN I HAVE THIS WHAT IS THIS I WANT THIS THIS IS BEAUTIFUL KAJGFDJLKSDHFJLKDJFLKHDSFLK
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
IT’S ON MY DASH AGAIN YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Which song is this a cover ofagain
dance dance - fall out boy
OH
MY
GOD
EVERYTHING IN MY LIFE IS AMAZING!
oh my god…
Holy…This is awesome.
(Source: lightsoutlockdown, via blue-eyed-shooter)
I was asked for a rebloggable version, so here you go.
Transcription:
mad-adam asked: Explain to me the technicalities of BDSM.
well you see you start out with two teams of 11 people, one is the “doms” and one is the “subs”. there is a referee called “the switch”.
then the game starts when the subs give a wrapped gift called ‘submission’ to the doms, and the doms have to laugh like supervillians and crack whips. then the two teams jelly wrestle for half an hour, with points being awarded for lost items of clothing.
after the jelly wrestling there is an obstacle course called “THE ONE TRUE WAY” and during it if a dom answers to anything but MASTER they are disqualified and if a sub refuses any order given them they are also disqualified and sent to the sin bin (where the orgies happen).
then they play the most hardcore game of simon says you’ve ever seen.
then at the end of the game whichever team has the most points is the winner of BDSM and the captain of that team becomes the King of Alternative Sexuality.
the dominants always win because true submissives always give in to dominants.
(via hemoknight)
(Source: dirtyworldfilms, via futileattemptsatsurvival)
hi kanaya!! im good how about you?
Im Glad To Hear That
And Im Doing Quite Well Myself
Thanks For Asking
(Source: graveauxiliatrix)
I’ve been restocking my wardrobe. Given your sublime tastes, I was wondering if you would do me the honor of crafting something for me? If it isn’t too much trouble.
I Would Be Happy To
I Havent Had Much Inspiration As Of Late So This Should Be Helpful For The Both Of Us
IT’S NOT AN “ISSUE” PER SE, IT’S MORE OF JUST WE REALLY CAN’T FUCKING STAND EACH OTHER. LIKE, YOU ALWAYS SEEM TO GET ALONG WITH YOUR ALTERNATES, BUT WE’RE THE EXACT OPPOSITE.
If I Was As Versed In Psychology As Most Roses Are I Probably Would Attribute That To ‘A deeply-set unconscious self-loathing’
But Im Pretty Sure Its Because You All Try To Outdo Each Other In Various Ways And None Of Them Have You Competing In A Friendly Manner
Such As When Myself And An Alternate Challenged Each Other To Make The Best Dress The Quickest For A Specific Individual
